WTF? I just received an AARP card!

Monday, August 16, 2010
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Seriously? I opened my mail to find a plastic card with my name engraved into it. Complete with membership fees and a list of benefits.

I guess the fine print reads that I can “enjoy privileges if I’m over 50″… did they just assume that I qualify? I hope that their assumption wasn’t based on a photograph of me out there somewhere looking middle-aged. Shudder.

I think they have me on a list because I’m a Good Sam Club member. That must be the reason. Dag nabit! Those kids are on my lawn again! Gotta go…

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