Two different students that sat next to me decided to get up and leave during my Astronomy class at school.
Two different people, on two different days. And they didn’t just switch seats, they actually left the lecture hall.
Coincidence?
Maybe I have bad breath? Stinky pits? Smelly shampoo? I think I smell just fine. Maybe I fidget in an annoying way? It’s not like I sought them out and invaded their space – they sat next to me!
I’m now keeping track of how many people excuse themselves from my presence during class. Currently, I’m 2 for 4 for not stinking. Wish me luck.
Hey, I don't want this picture. What gives?
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I don’t think you smell funny at all. In fact, I don’t consider it a laughing matter. Your putrid smell is interrupting the education of at least two young students. Imagine how many were forced to suffer through the stench, unwilling to leave the lecture hall themselves. Shame on you.
My guideline in school was: if the prof could speak without gagging and his eyes weren’t watering enough to impede his writing on the board, there was no real problem. The adjacent pansies would just have to suck it up or apply some Vicks to their upper lips.
Don’t worry guys! I found a device that will let me stay in school. A stank-breath detector.
Hey Jenn,
I just thought of something. You don’t suppose that the two students that had to leave the class may have been Vampires and thought that you might have been a very tasty snack?
That’s it mom! I must smell irresistibly delicious and my class is full of “vegetarian” vampires! Come to think of it, the weather was overcast the first couple of weeks of school. And the two people that left were both really attractive girls… pale white… non-fidgety…
Oh man! How rude of me to smell so appealing.
Good one Jenn!!
ah yes, I can see why you and your mom both like Disneyland so much.
i felt like that i wash up and stuff but people make it worse for me but now i think they’re just hating.
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