Do you see these perfect arches? Beautiful. Now y’all know know much I love a perfectly shaped brow. Well, you’re informed now in case you didn’t know. I’ve been unsuccessfully tweezing between salon visits since I ran out of my beloved wax. I ran out in 2001. Yes, a long time ago. Arg! I threw away the empty jar thinking I could just pick some up the next time we pulled in port at a local beauty shop. Ten years later – no dice!
Why can’t I find this stuff? I tell every salon, “It comes in a jar that I microwave then apply without strips.” No, no, dear – we use muslin strips. I hate having to buy extra crap like muslin strips – or wash them? Gross and gag me with a spoon. I use disposable popsicle sticks that I get free when I buy a bag of caramel squares. What?
Enough is enough! I can’t continue to go around for months with unruly eyebrows because I forgot to make a salon appointment. I conducted a thorough internet search for this wax today. And I found it! The packaging is exactly the same as it was 10 years ago. I recognized the label right away: Micro-Tweeze! And guess what? I can buy it from Amazon. There is a God.
Hey, I don't want this picture. What gives?