I went to the theatre on Friday to watch Rocky Balboa. It rocked!
The movie started 5 minutes late, followed by 8 minutes of commercials and 12 minutes of previews. I timed it with my watch. Commercials piss me of so much! Instead of lowering the price of tickets while they get money from advertising – they raise the price! And I’m not talking about the commercials while you’re waiting for the lights to turn off. They “start the show” with commercials! I hope they don’t put commercials IN the movie.
Anyway, if you liked any of the previous Rocky movies, you’ll love this one (in all its cheesyness). And Stallone is old, yeah yeah. But have you ever seen a man his age look that good? Ask any 60 year old man to do ONE pull-up. Stallone does ten with weights on! He’s sexy.
But I have to tell you about Transformers! During the previews (which I love) they showed Transformers! More than meets the eye! Roch was so excited. We’re there to watch the Rocky movie. Of course he loves this movie. He grew up with the name! It’s part of his childhood. Now he’s reunited with Transformers? What next? He-Man? Roch might have a heart-attack.
The Transformers movie looks so awesome! I’m sure the too-cool-for-it lame assess will criticize the shit out of this movie. I don’t care. I will stand in line to watch it.
Hey, I don't want this picture. What gives?